Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
The french twist of the java cartoon has returned again with a vacuum for the road. Yes the spoiled son of greek sperm, raised by oil money squeezed from spoiled texans, has purchased a guzzler of his own. Elenor, the white princess, who shakes the passengers, and is far too large to make the prince feel as cramped as she does. She was purchased in support of the WILD Goose farm, another unearned return, squashed fat from the account cakes of Eledelphia. And so, as she goes, we spoke with beloved Joe, dragged on into infinity, and said, oh yes indeed, one more day without a drink or a drug; but that didn't stop the fat boy from going shopping, with his Open Mind shoved out the window, and all his unawareness blowing in the wind.
Ahole.